Monday, May 17, 2010

I have geraniums in my front yard. Why do men keep talking about my lotus blossom?

I don't understand American men.

I have geraniums in my front yard. Why do men keep talking about my lotus blossom?
oh little lotus blossom, come and sit on Bubbas knee.


now you see they are really talking about your inability to cause the slightest bit of arousal until they have consumed at least 18 cold adult beverages, that's what American men mean by that.
Reply:Here's a bit of info for you, American men don't know jack about flowers. If they do, there's a good chance their gay.
Reply:They are not refering to the flowers in your front yard. They must be complimenting you on your nice patch of grass or the neatly trimmed yard under your dress! I think you should show it to them.
Reply:because it won`t bloom
Reply:Funny joke there, eh
Reply:You're asking the wrong people. The only ones who can give you a sensible answer are those who call your geraniums lotuses.
Reply:They ain't talking about your damn plant in the yard.
Reply:It is not the blossom on the flower they are talking about.
Reply:Are you showing off your lotus blossom? Must look pretty good.
Reply:Maybe you have a very nice lotus blossom. But I always look at a girls geraniums first.
Reply:they speak of the garden between your legs.
Reply:ROFLMFAO!!!!





thanks for making me smile..
Reply:They're either talking about your bossom or your bottom. Next time look to see where their gaze falls on your body.
Reply:Because they are luscious
Reply:oh man I thought geraniums lived in cages and ran on a wheel? I am confused?

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